Is Trump’s TV Lying to Him?
If it is, then everything falls apart.
Comedy
Sure, Let’s Try Bribes!
If taxpayers want to influence policy, maybe this is our only option.
A Beautiful Day for Saying Nothing
That chill in the air isn’t Jimmy Kimmel’s show being suspended. It’s just autumn!
Florida Decided There Were Too Many Children
The state’s elimination of vaccine mandates is a courageous first step toward decluttering itself of any excess kids.
A (Somewhat) Definitive History of The Atlantic’s Punsters
And some of the puns even hold up!
Apologies: You Have Reached the End of Your Free-Trial Period of America!
Want rule of law? That’s premium.
Maybe a New Melania Magazine Cover Will Give Trump What He’s Been Seeking
What would’ve happened if long ago, the president got the cultural accolades he’s always wanted?
Donald Trump’s Guide to Museums
Why are museums filled with artifacts from the past? Why don’t they include things from the future?
Law and Order: Sandwich Crimes Unit
Serving justice to sandwich-wielding offenders takes expertise.
Yes, Stephen Miller Is Surrounded by Criminals
Lawlessness in D.C. is rampant, and we’ve found lots of criminals congregated in one place.