Extreme Home Makeover: White House Edition
This old, fly-infested building needs some work.
Comedy
A Dispatch From the MAHA Future
Featuring wearables, roadkill, and lots of astrology
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The National-Park Tours of Trump’s Dreams
The rule: Only mention the good parts of American history.
Trump Gets Rid of Those Pesky Statistics
The numbers were simply not patriotic enough.
Let’s Ban More Nonexistent Things
Some notes for the Clear Skies Act, which seeks to ban weather modification
How I Came to Be in the Epstein Files
A conspiracy wrapped in a conspiracy theory wrapped in an enigma
Are You Laughing Yet?
Everyone can say exactly what they want, free of the fear of censorship, except by the government.
Just a Tiny, Minuscule Technicality About the People Held at ‘Alligator Alcatraz’
How to tell if someone is a criminal, according to the Department of Homeland Security
Congrats on the New DOD Gig, MechaHitler!
Turns out, going on anti-Semitic tirades didn’t stop Grok from winning a big government contract.
I Must Leave The FBI At Once To Solve The Epstein Conspiracy!
What good is being in a position of power when you could be podcasting?