Maybe We Don’t Need to Go to Space Anymore
Trump wants to slash NASA’s budget. A Real World star will lead the agency. But everything’s okay!
Comedy
In Retrospect, You Should Have Known That Was Not Marco Rubio
Eleven signs to help distinguish between him and an AI impostor
A Day in the Life of the Gen Z Worker
Are you sure these are new workplace trends? Are you sure you aren’t just describing a routine phenomenon in an alarmed way?
Ah, Exactly What the Founders Wanted!
“Understandably, after almost 250 years, the legislature is tired of being a coequal branch of government and wants to take a nap.”
With the Big, Beautiful Bill, You Can Now Sponsor a Billionaire of Your Choosing
Remember the Adopt a Highway program? This is like that, except not really.
Yes, the Iran Mission Was Successful. No, We Are Not Taking Questions.
Pete Hegseth’s guide to war
It’s Me, God. Keep Me Out of This.
Everything that’s going on now is so depressing. I had to tune out for the sake of My mental health.
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ICE Agent or Just Some Person?
There’s a dress code to help you make that determination.
My Super-Special 79th Was Not Super Special
A diary entry by a disappointed president
So, What Did I Miss?
“How much can possibly happen when I’m on parental leave?” I said five months ago.