Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to Be Declared Honorary Virus
The ceremony will feature roadkill hors d’oeuvres, goblets of beef tallow, and a sewage plunge.
Comedy
A 2025 Ranking You Won’t Read Anywhere Else
Salmon with Abraham Lincoln and Jesus, plus other hypothetical dinner parties from The Katie Miller Podcast
The Trump Administration’s Guide to Christmas Giving
A piece of East Wing Rubble? An MRI for no reason? The options are endless!
Bowen Yang Broke Free on Saturday Night Live
The performer, whose run on the show ended last night, understood that being earnest could be very funny.
Guess the Real Trump ‘Presidential Walk of Fame’ Plaque
Get all 25 right and I will send you a presidential bonus of $1,776!
Finally!! No More Woke Fonts!
Marco Rubio has spoken—get out of here, Calibri!
Trump’s Very Weird Night at the Kennedy Center Honors
The president and I both got our heart’s desire. But something felt wrong.
The Loneliness Crisis Hits SNL
In last night’s episode, Andrew Dismukes played a normal guy who just wanted to hang out.
Tom Stoppard Achieved the Impossible
His plays hold us in the moment outside of time.